Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 27, 2010
Nate says, "You're too young to have just one girlfriend, Peter! You should do what I do: play the field!" Nate says, "I used to be crazy about a girl named Jenny, until I realized there are plenty of other fish in the sea!" Jenny says, "No, you realized Jenny hates your guts." Peter says, "That'sh Jenny, I preshume?" Nate says, "Uh... yeah."