Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 31, 2009
Son. I'm noticing that your pitches have quite a bit of a movement to them. Do you have some sort of illegal substance in your back pocket? What? Illegal? NO! I mean, I do have a few onion rings back here, but... Coach, will you join us on the mound for a moment? If onion rings are wrong, I don't wanna be right. Crunch!