Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for June 07, 2007
"First time, kid?" "Yes. Are they going to call my parents?" "Yup. They always call your parents when you get detention." "Ohhh... they're going to be so mad." "Kid, relax. My dad was upset the first couple times, but after a few dozen, he got used to it." "A few dozen?" "When I hit triple digits, he just became numb."