Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 04, 2006
"Mr. Rosa, I wasn't going to play chess this year, but I've changed my mind." "Great! We need you!" "With Artur playing First Board and you at Number Two, we should..." "Don't be so sure it'll be Artur playing first board!" "I intend to challenge Artur for First Board and crush him like a...like a..." "As I was saying, we should be a good team." "Yeah, whatever. Help me think of something crushable."