Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 14, 2005
"Gah! "Bethany" is just horrible!" "Well, why do you keep reading it, then?" "I've told you, I can't help it! I read all the comics. Even the ones that stink!" "Do you know what it's like to read a comic strip you hate? NO, you don't know! You have no clue!" "You don't know what it's like!" "The life of a school librarian is never dull."