Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 03, 2004
"Look at 'Al's Auto Glass' over there with their huge championship trophies." "Meanwhile, here WE are with these dinky little runner-up trophies." "And look at THAT, their Coach is giving them ice cream and soda." "I've got a feeling I'm about to spring for nine banana splits at 'Krazy Kone'." "*Ahem!*"