Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 27, 2003
"Hey, Coach! How 'bout that save I made in the twelfth minute?!" "Oh, yes. That was a good save." "If fact, I would go so far as to call it one of the most amazing saves I've ever seen!..." "...considering you were eating a jelly doughnut at the time!" "Jelly? It was a creme-filled!" "Who on earth would eat a jelly doughnut during a soccer game?" "This never happens to bruce arena."