Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 12, 2003
"Hey, we've got a filmstrip in social studies! High five!" "Nope, no more high fives." "High fives are so past it, you know? That ship has sailed! It's time to invent a new kind of high five!" "How 'bout a medium five? Not up high, not down low!" "Like this, you mean?" "Hey! Look it the wussy-boys playing patty-cake!!" "Bad idea."