Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 24, 2002
DAD: Hey! Did you get a trophy at the Junior Woodchuck Derby? NATE: Yup. DAD: That's great! NATE: No, it's not. You get a trophy just for participating. They don't want us to focus on "winning" and "losing" so they give a trophy everyone and say "You're all winners!" DAD: And you are! NATE: I finished twelfth. Have a paper weight.