Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 30, 2002
"Coach! What is going on? Our uniforms say 'Cheez Linda'!" "I know. I know." "A mistake was made at the print shop, unfortunately, there's no time to correct it before the season starts!" "We'll just have to make the best of it! Now come over here for team pictures." "Say 'cheez.' ha ha" "Shut up." "Cheez Linda! We sound like some sort of mutant snack food!"