Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 18, 2001

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IN GOD WE TRUST LIBERTY 2001 CELEBRITY INTERVIEW!! with your host: CHIP CHIPSON! CHIP: Folks, I'm coming to you live from heaven where I'm chatting with legendary commander in chief Abe Lincoln! So Abe...excited about tomorrow? ABE: Tomorrow? CHIP: President's Day! It's your birthday celebration! ABE: Actually, Chip, my birthday was last week. Tomorrow is simply an excuse to sell cars and have a three-day weekend. But hey, what can I tell you? I get no respect! Now even from my fellow ex-presidents around here! Like Washington over there! He's always busting my chops because his face is on the quarter and my face is only on the... WASHINGTON: He Abe! "Penny" for your thoughts! HAHAHAHAHAHA Good one George! HAHAHAHAHA CHIP: Happy Presidents' Day! ABE: Oh yeah? Nice teeth!