Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 01, 2001
"Look at all the names. This will be the biggest chess tournament we ever played in." "Yeah, and as usual most of the names are boys." "How come so few girls play chess?" "I think a bigger effort should be made to get more girls playing in these chess tournaments. We boys outnumber them ten to one." "Wow, I'm surprised to hear such an enlightened..." "I mean, how am i supposed to bag any babes witht hat ratio?"