Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 23, 2000
Time Once Again For... CELEBRITY INTERVIEW!! with your host BIFF BIFFWELL! BIFF: Folks, I'm talking to our old friend Hopsy the Easter Bunny! Hopsy, you look exhausted! HOPSY: I am, Biff! BIFF: That's understandable, Hopsy...after all, you just delivered candy to millions of children throughout the world! HOPSY: Not just children, Biff! BIFF: Huh? HOPSY: Bringing candy to kids is the easy part of my job! The thing that really wrinkles my cotton is making hose gigantic deliveries to parents! BIFF: You...you bring candy to parents? HOPSY: Well...I'm not supposed to talk about it, but of course I do! And I'm not talking just a few jelly beans, either! If the kids ever saw what their parents are getting, we'd have a riot on our hands! NATE: Hey!