Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 02, 1999
Francis: What a game Teddy: It was nice to actually win one. Nate: Hmph! Some game! Nate: I walked four times and didn't get a single ball hit to me in the field! Nate: Look at my uniform! Not a single smudge! Not a single stain! Nate: If we run into anyone we know, they'll think I spent the entire game on the bench! Nate: I've got to mess up my uniform so that I look like a ballplayer! Nate: Do you think I want to walk around looking like a loser? Francis: The evidence certainly supports that, yes. Nate: Hello!