Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 23, 1999
Dad, I can't do anything on only five bucks a week! I can't keep up with a my friends! Nate's dad: Oh, that's nonsense. Nate's dad: There are plenty of things you can do with your friends that cost nothing! good ol' fashioned fun is free Nate: Hey, yeah, Dad! Why didn't I think of that? Nate's Dad: Time to warm up the sarcasmatron." Nate:Hello, Francis? Want to go lint collecting?