Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 06, 1998
NATE: Whoa! Whoa! Mr. Eustis, what are you doing? EUSTIS: I'm about to shovel my driveway. NATE: Save yourself the labor, Mr. Eustis! Hire "N.F.T. Yardcare!" I'll shovel you out for ten bucks! EUSTIS: Thanks but no thanks. NATE: Aw, how come? Why do it yourself when I'm here? After all, you have availed yourself of my services before! EUSTIS: Yeas, I know. FWOOSH! EUSTIS: As I recall, I hired you to rake my leaves three weeks ago! NATE: You know, you were next on my list.