Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 15, 1997
Nate: You fit my profile of typical teachers almost exactly, Mr. Rosa! Nate: As a young man, you wanted to be a great artist! When that didn't work out, You tired to get a college teaching job... But no dice! Nate: So now you're stuck teaching in a middle school, counting the days till your retirement ! Yup, you fit the profile ! Mr. Rosa: That's not a profile, thats a chalk outline.