Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 29, 1997
NATE: Miss Clarke! How come I only got a B on my cheeze doodle poem? CLARKE: I liked your poem a lot, Nate, but your oral presentation could have been better. You mumbled quite a bit... NATE: But I couldn't help it! I had a mouth full of Cheez Doodles! CLARKE: ...which brings us to the issue of your orange teeth... NATE: I know! Isn't that a cool side effect?