Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 06, 1997
Panel 1: "Mrs. Godfrey's maternity leave is almost over! She'll be back on Monday to make our lives miserable again!" Panel 2: "... So I'm going to enjoy today and tomorrow to the FULLEST! I'm going to squeeze every last ounce of enjoyment out of the next two days!" Panel 4: "Somebody's alREADY squeezed all the enjoyment out of them." "Pop quiz, people!"