Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 14, 1996
Nate: SUCCESS! Did you hear the news, guys? The school has repealed that lame dress code! They caved in to the public outcry! They realized how stupid it is to force boys to wear long pants in school! ...But this isn't just a victory for US, guys! the REAL winners are the FEMALE students! GREAT NEWS, GIRLS! MY LEGS ARE BACK IN CIRCULATION! Francis: What about the circulation to your brain?