Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 25, 1996

Transcript:

Nate: We're ready for our first medal ceremony! Jeff, can you play the national anthem on your trumpet? Jeff: I don't know how to play the national anthem. Nate: How about "God Bless America"? Jeff: I can't play "God Bless America," either. Nate: Look, we've gotta have SOMEthing! What CAN you play? HONK! BLATT! Teddy: Oh, the pageantry. Nate: This is pathetic. I'm gonna go get my harmonica.