Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 29, 1996
Francis: So you're approaching this whole thing as if it were a JOB? Nate: Right! I'm applying for the job of Jenny's boyfriend! Nate: I've written up a resume, just as anyone would when applying for a job! And might I say, It's quite awesome! Nate: I think the highlight is the section labeled "positive character traits"! Francis: "Blessed with an almost superhuman modesty"? Nate: That's the one i'm most proud of!