Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 11, 1996
(A arrow drops in front of a boy and it has a note on it.) (the note says "Dan Cupid, love consultant. Discreet Matchmaking) Biff : "Up Close And Personal" with your host: Biff Biffwell ! This week's special guest: Dan Cupid! Biff: I'm here with Dan Cupid, the world's number one matchmaker ! Dan: Actually, Biff, I prefer the term "love consultant"! Biff: Well, Dan, i guess wednesday will be a mighty big day for you! Dan: That's right! Valentine's Day is the busiest day of the year! Biff: What's your proudest moment, Dan? Dan: They're ALL special, Biff! I never get tired of using my magic "love darts" to bring people together. Biff: ..... And would THIS be one of those love darts? Dan: No! No! Don't touch that! Dan: This is an Anti-love dart! It's very dangerous ! Biff: "Anti-love dart"? What's that mean? Dan: Just what it sounds like! people who are hit by one of these HATE everybody! And everyone hates them! Biff: Wow! can you give us an example of such a person? Mrs. Godfrey: Pop Quiz, people! Put away those notebooks!