Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 15, 1996
Super Dad! Intro: Friends, we all know that super dad, the world's only bald super hero with a slight paunch, has an amazing array of super-powers! (super dad smashes a diet soda can) Cooking! Cleaning ! Laundry! Yard work! with super-ease and super-poise, super dad does it all!.. (super dad cleaning up) The question is: is there anything beyond super dad's super-powers? Is there anything super dad cannot do?? Nate: look. can you explain this math homework or not? Nate's Dad: Umm.. carry the two..