Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 29, 1995

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The Escapades of...DOCTOR CESSPOOL! Hollywood Physician! Dr.: Just because I have a lot of glamorous and famous patients, don't assume that being a Hollywood doctor is all fun and games! I have a brutal schedule! Sure, I get to rub elbows with the rich and famous, but I pay for it in other ways! Watch this! Nurse, what's first on my agenda this morning? nurse: You're removing another one of Rosanne's tattoos. Dr.: There, you see? There are major sacrifices!