Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 30, 1995

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BACK TO SCHOOL SHOPPING WITH ELLEN! YOUR HOSTS: BIFF BIFFWELL CHIP CHIPSON BIFF: We're mallside watching Ellen shop! CHIP: ...with a hidden camera! BIFF: There she is! She's trying on sequined spandex pants and a flannel shirt! CHIP: Let's bring in our fashion consultant, Mister Swank! BIFF: Mister Swank, how would you rate Ellen's fashion sense? SWANK: Her style is truly unique. I would rate her a ten. CHIP: Our of ten? SWANK: Out of a hundred. Poor, misguided creature.