Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 28, 1995

Transcript:

Biff: Hello again, everyone! I'm T.V. Personality Biff Biffwell! Chip: And I'm Chip Chipson! Join us as we go... BACK-TO-SCHOOL SHOPPING with ELLEN! Biff: Ellen doesn't realize she's being followed by our hidden camera, right, Chip? Chip: Ellen doesn't realize much of anything, Biff! Chip: Look! She's ignoring the sales rack and heading straight for the expensive designer labels! Chip: Could it be? Is she about to... Biff: YES!! She's overspending! Chip: Wow! Don't you just love live television?