Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 26, 1995
Francis: There's the bell! Time for class! Nate: Just a sec. Nate: Okay! Let's... Oh, NO! Francis: What? Nate: I was leaning against the sink and I got a huge water stain on me! Nate: I look like i wet my pants! I can't go to class like this! Francis: Try to cover it up! Nate: I CAN'T! I have no other clothes! Francis: Well, you can't just stay in HERE all period! Nate: Yes, I can! I'll stay in here all DAY if I have to! I refuse to look like an idiot in front of the whole class! Francis: How about the whole school? Nate: This just better be a real fire.