Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 09, 1994
Nate: Grumble. Francis: What's wrong with you? Nate: This year stinks! I thought 1994 was going to be great. But boy! Was I wrong! Francis: What's so bad about it? Nate: Everything! 1993 was MUCH better! Just a few short weeks ago, everything was going awesome! My whole life was on an upswing! Now, everything is going DOWN! My grades, my love life, my mood... Francis:...Your fly... Nate: Dang! Francis: Every so often, God hands me a straight line.