Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 19, 1993
NATE'S HEAD --> BONK! --> SCORE! Nate: Man, what a boring game! Nobody's passed me the ball all day. Wait! Here it comes! Here's my chance! I'm going for broke! Doof! Nate: Yes! Guys! I scored! Did you see that? I scored!! Teddy: It's halftime, you idiot. Nate: Oh. Still, I looked pretty good out there, don't you think? Coach: Teddy, why don't you go in for Nate next half?