Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 25, 1993
Girl 1: ooooooh! who's that? Girl 2: He's cute! Girl 3: it's..... (drum roll please.....) NATE WRIGHT honor roll student! *the light of knowledge* Nate: it was really nothing really. Ms. Godfrey: Class, I'm handing back yesterdays test Nate: Oh, boy! we're getting the test back! Francis: You're happy about that? Nate: Sure! now that i'm a honor roll student, I have no fear of test and quizzes! making the honor roll changed my life! I used to do lousy in school, but not anymore! There's a new Nate Wright! He's an intellectual! He's an academic superstar! He's a lean, mean sixth-grade machine! Ms. Godfrey: Yup! say goodbye to the old Nate Wright! He's gone! Gone forever! Nate: Of course, He may still visit occasionally... Francis: A 53! welcome back Nate!