Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 23, 1993
Here comes Sheila...man, she's the greatest! Nate: Down, Francis. You have no chance with her. Sheila is one of the most prettiest, most popular girls in the school! She probably barely knows you're alive! Sheila: Hiiiii... Francis: Hiiiii... I guess I forgot to tell you about my weekend! Nate: I guess you did!