Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 07, 1993
Attention gossip mongers! It's the P.s. 38 faculty update! Written and illustrated by: Nate Wright Hello again, faithful readers! It's time for all the news about the sizzling lives and loves of our school faculty!! Mr. Zimmer of the Global Studies Dept. is romancing Ms. Desmond. Also of the Global Studies Dept. The question everyone has is: "Will the earth move?" On the cosmetic surgery front, Mrs. Lispenard is now called Mrs. Liposuction." Need I say more? The "Coach Clawson Watch" continues. Only 3 months until he retires. Coach< who is one tree short of a hammock, is begining to have flashbacks during Phys. Ed. Coming next week: Is Mr. Staples of the Math Dept. going through "male menopause"? Francis: This may not be one of your better ideas... Nate: Why? Think I'm charging too much?