Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 18, 1992
Francis: Do you really think giving jenny a present is a good idea? Nate: What do you mean? Francis: Well... Maybe she'll just think you're being a pest. Nate: No, she won't! Not when she sees this present! It's great! Francis: What is it? Nate: An 8x10 glossy of me! Francis: Did you include darts, or will she have to buy those herself? Nate: Oh, you're so jocular!