Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 15, 1992
Francis: Wow! I've never been in a girls room before! Look at all those cans and bottles! Nate: Disgusting Isn't it? Francis: "Super hold hair spray"... "Hair Net"... "Ultra-Hair"... "Fine mist hair spray"... Your sister is single-handedly destroying the ozone layer. Nate: That sounds like the sort of stupid thing she'd do.