Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 28, 1991
Nate: I'm working for the school newspaper again this year, Francis! Wherever there's news, that's where I'll be! I'll be ferreting out corruption and uncovering scandals! Yup! They don't call me 'Scoop' for nothing! Francis: They don't call you 'Scoop' at all! Nate: You're just jealous that you don't have a cool nickname!