Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 26, 1991
Nate: WOW! Nice spread! Ellen: We're only here to baby-sit, Nate! We're guests! The McCarthy's are my best customers! If you do anything to screw this up, you'll be wearing a toe tag! Don't break anything! Don't throw anything! Don't even touch anything! And stay out of the kitchen! Nate: No "Cheez Doodles?" Are these people savages?