Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 19, 1991
DETENTION I am sitting here in Mrs. Godfrey's classroom. She is keeping me after school for throwing a paper airplane in class. ZING! By mistake, it hit her in the head which made her look like a unicorn. Of course right away she accused me because she hates my guts so much. Mrs. Godfrey: NATE! Like I'm sure I'm the first person who ever threw an airplane. You'd think she would like airplanes since she is such a blimp! (HA HA) Nate: I totally crack myself up... Mrs. Godfrey: What's so funny, Nate? What are you drawing there?