This is hilarious! In our house we say “Drink” when they say “Wow”, and count the ways they get around saying “OMG”. (Ssshhh. They don’t want to offend any seriously religious viewers.)We have decided we’re anti-social troglodytes because we don’t look at the prime purpose of our home as being to entertain others.P.S. I had a white kitchen in the ’80’s. When the sun was out, it was painfully blinding.