I know a one-worser. Anything bad that happens to you, she has had it worse, or more seriously, or almost died ! I have heard her claim cancer, breast surgery (not for cancer), heart disease, brittle bones (although she will hip check you out of a buffet line), bad eyes, bad teeth, brain surgery, surgery on just about every part of her anatomy, and more too numerous to mention.Her best story was how she was undergoing brain surgery and the doctor dropped her brain on the floor! (Obviously she didn’t think this one through)A wag at the gathering said that since they rinsed it off and stuck it back in her head, there is no need to complain! Someone else said that this explained a lot.Both comments went right over her head (brain)!