Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for February 27, 2020
Bill: You ever been to New York City, Mike? Mike: Nah. My dad would never let me. He says it's a cesspool. Bill: Yeah! Mine says that too. Has your dad ever been there? Mike: No. So, how do they know it's a cesspool, then? Mike: "Law & Order", dude. Bill: Oh yeah. Someone's dead every week on that show.