Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for October 12, 2019
Dew: You see Jimmy, I fancy a can of chicken and stars every afternoon. I had one can of a brand I didn't care for. And I knew Morris the hobo fishes through my dumpster every Friday. So I gave the soup to him. But then the ingrate threw it back at my head! Dew: Soup?! Jimmy: You gave a homeless man a can of soup with no way to open it? Banks: Jeez... I'd have chucked it at your noggin, too!