Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for March 24, 2019
Woman: Hello. Delores: Hi. The New York Times, please. Woman: I'm sorry, the only paper I have left is the local news. Delores: Ah, thanks, anyway. I've already read about the untimely death of Bob Walker. Woman: Yes, it;s sad... Bob was a good and decent gentleman. Delores: Mmm... It seems like his sister 'gets around' just fine, though. Woman: Oh, are all the boys braggin; on me again?