Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for March 15, 2019
Billy: You ever been to New York City, Mike? Mike: Nah. My dad would never let me. He ays it's a cesspool. Billy: Yeah! Mine says that, too. Has your dad ever been there? Mike: Nope. 'yours? Billy: No. So, how do they know it's a cesspool, then? Mike: Law & Order, dude. Billy: Oh yeah. Someone's dead every week on that show.