Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for February 17, 2019
Delores: Are you ready to go, Allen? Allen: uh, kinda. Allen: We may have to make a stop by the ER on the way. Delores: Gasp! Wahttsa matter with your head? Allen: I must be allergic to something in that shampoo. Delores: Why the heck did you put it in your hair?! Allen: It's shampoo! What would you suggest I do with it?!