Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for January 11, 2019
Delores: This says I'm to meet Mr. Heffley at Chuck's Pub, at five o'clock. Jimmy: Oh, that's right across the street... Delores: Seems a little inappropriate to be meeting a high school principal ina bar. Jimmy: Chuck's is a stand-up place! A full menu, great atmosphere... Real nice! Chuck: I'll change the sign on account of the fancy city chick... Jack: Thanks, I appreciate it, Chuck.