Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for August 02, 2012
Delores: Morning, Pop! How'd you sle- Dad: Shhh! There's a man and his dog eating breakfast in your kitchen! Dad: You go call the police and I'll take 'em out with this fire poker! Delores: No wait! Dad! It's ok! Dad: Haha! Break into my daughter's kitchen, will you? Clang! Bam! Nooooo! Not the bacon! Delores: Hooogoodlord.