Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for September 29, 2011
Delores: Hello? Jack: Ms. Tanzini? This is Jack Heffley from Barkeater Lake high school... Delores: Principal Heffley! Hello! Did you get my resume?! Jack: Yes, we did...! I'm calling because we'd like you to come for an interview PLEASE DEPOSIT 5 cents Uh, hold on... Jack: Sorry about that. The school board had to decide between the football program and long distance service.