Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for July 28, 2007
Delores: So, this is your house, Chuck? Chuck: No... It was my Dad's. He passed away years ago... Chuck: I haven't been able to sell the place since. Delores: I can't imagine why! It's beautiful! Chuck: Uh, well... There's this tiny little stipulation that says dad has "stay" with whoever buys it. Delores: But you said... But he's. Chuck: In an urn, over the kitchen sink.