Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for July 26, 2007
Delores: See here? This is a nice house... But then it says, 'estimated price" $125,000" Chuck: Yeah, that's the price I estimate the homeowner will sell for... Delores: You esti... WAIT! These houses are not even really for sale?! Chuck: Oh, sure they are! Everything's for sale at the right price! Girl: I'll sell you my house right now. It even comes with a no-good, cheating husband... for free!